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Post by Admin on Feb 7, 2009 19:15:45 GMT -5
Does your life lack violence? Senseless slaughter? The thrill and adrenaline of fighting for your life constantly? If so, then we may have what you need. Due to a shipping mistake, we have received and unprecedented amount of ZOMBIES! That's right, we have so many ZOMBIES that we don't know what to do with them! Fast zombies, slow zombies, spitting zombies, alien zombies, Nazi zombies, Nazi ninja zombies, cyborg zombies, and a thousand other flavors! Some less generous people might keep all those ZOMBIES for themselves, but not us! We're dishing out the undead by the truckload, and passing the savings on to you!
If you're looking for adventure in a land full of walking dead, where you have to fight for your life to avoid being eaten alive, and dying a slow painful death before reanimating as a mindless abomination and turning on your friends and family, then do we have a deal for you! Due to the sheer number of zombies, and the wide variety of we have received, we've had to break things up in to separate episodes, to keep things under control. Each of these episodes will be available to you, the player, to post in at your leisure! Make a character! Join the battle! Save the world! And then do it again! It's zombie mayhem!
So if you need to kill some time killing off hordes of undead, then drop on by, and check out some of our fantastic sales! Just remember,
All Flesh Must be Eaten!
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